What's Up Jack?

The joy that Jack and Rexella Van Impe bring to my life cannot be adequately expressed. Each Sunday morning I crank on the idiot box at 7:30 to see a "The Following Program is a Paid Advertisement" screen. I know then that Jesus might just be coming back soon. Jack will know. He can recognise the signs. He's been recognising the signs for years now. I'm waiting for the show when Rexella turns to Jack and asks, "Where the fuck is Jesus, Jack? Where is he? You keep saying that the day is upon us -- so what the fuck?" Except that I know that they edit the show prior to broadcast. I would also like to see the episode when Jack says, "You know, this week, End Times indicators are low. Not much chance of the Apocalypse any time soon. Please buy our video 'Now's Not the Time' about the inimminent end of days.'

QueryJack Van Impe 7/20/2004

Jack Van Impe Ministries
     The world headquarters in Troy Michigan.

Jack's Prophesy Dictionary online
     Help define the end times.

Jack Van Impe Streaming Media
     In case you missed an infomercial, you can catch them online.

Master Of Memory; Minister Of Compromise
     Even Jack is not without his critics. This site may not exist for long. They have new hosting.

Jack and Rexella Banter on Preterism
     Um, this is page has a video review that refers to cantaloupe humping. That's godly.

Armageddon Books: Jack
     Growing up with Mark of the Beast being a token of heavy metal, seeing it used seriously is funny.

JVI on TBN
     A great business arrangement.

Jack attack
     A minister suggests that Jacks just in it for the money. How crass.